Myammy! Moving in together at 50...
Dear Single Men on Match.com (OK Cupid, EHarmony, Plenty of Fish)
Hello! Last week I jumped into the singles lane of the online dating pool and nada, zip, zero, bumpkis. What’s up with that?
I am 30, divorced, hot, no kids, have a great job- I’m average height, average weight and take care of myself.
I finished business college and I support myself. My ex drives racecars and lives far away.
My parents live in Florida- the place all old New Yorkers go to tan and die.
(I am thinking about opening a salon in Florida called Tan and Dye- for older seniors.)
My twin sister is a waitress at Morton’s and my brother is a driver for Justin Bieber. We are kind of famous..
I’m not a book person. I love movies (50 Shades of Grey, Twilight, Trainwreck)
My Bichon Frise, Chi Chi, is my best friend and we go everywhere together.
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