Hello! Last week I jumped into the singles lane of the online dating pool and nada, zip, zero, bumpkis. What’s up with that?
I am 30, divorced, hot, no kids, have a great job- I’m average height, average weight and take care of myself.
I finished business college and I support myself. My ex drives racecars and lives far away.
My parents live in Florida- the place all old New Yorkers go to tan and die.
(I am thinking about opening a salon in Florida called Tan and Dye- for older seniors.)
My twin sister is a waitress at Morton’s and my brother is a driver for Justin Bieber. We are kind of famous..
I’m not a book person. I love movies (50 Shades of Grey, Twilight, Trainwreck)
My Bichon Frise, Chi Chi, is my best friend and we go everywhere together.
I drive a hot car (tell you later) and I like to go fast.
I swear, I am not looking for a sugar daddy.
Match.com rejected for my five pictures and said they were “suggestions”
What does that even mean?
So, all you single guys within 100 miles of my hometown,
RSVP That’s French for Really Sexy Voluptuous Person here that’s me!
In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “RSVP.”
RSVP: Hurry up, already!