Christmas Songs we hate to love?

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You know the type, those haunting nightmare songs – worm songs – hideous tunes that bore tiny holes in your brain and as hard as you try,  you can’t erase or delete…it’s torture.

Most people loathe these four horrible holiday renditions:

  1. Alvin and the Chipmunks – “The Christmas Song (Don’t Be Late)”

  2. The Jingle Cats – “White Christmas”

  3. Cyndi Lauper – “Christmas Conga”

  4. RuPaul – “RuPaul The Red–Nosed Drag Queen”

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drinxConversely, this Winter Wonderland song is a delight! 

 See: this song will tickle and delight.

 Enjoy!

Walking Around in Women’s Underwear

Lacey things, the wife is missing.

Didn’t ask, for her permission

I’m wearing her clothes,

her silk panty hose.

Walking around in women’s underwear.

In the store, there’s a teddy.

With little straps, like spagetti.

It holds me so tight,

like handcuffs at night.

Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin.

He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.

He’ll say “Are you ready?”

I’ll say, “Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town.”

Later on, if you wanna,

We can dress, like Madonna.

Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.

Walking around in women’s underwear.

Lacey things, missing.

Didn’t ask, permission.

Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.

Walking around in women’s underwear.

Walking around in women’s underwear.

Walking around in women’s underwear……”

Ho! Ho! Ho! Thanks, Buckets!

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