You want thighs with that? More “Brazilian Butt Lifts” in FLorida


Today’s Top Five South Florida Fun Facts, Flaws and Guffaws:

1. A very glamorous Florida city’s name is, translated, ‘Mouth of the Rat.’

2. Nefarious Florida Sugar Famers* think advertising on PBS will erase egregious behavior. Not so.

3. In Florida, Drug testing is required for Ambien prescriptions.

4. Female Newscasters on local networks wear high glam, heels, cocktail dresses, oversized necklaces to work everyday – starting at 6:00 AM. Can you spell “credibility?”

5. Your out-of-state-car insurance could double – add “Tag Agency” as a new part to your vocabulary.

FACT:   There are more  BBL’s (Brazilian Butt Lifts)  performed in Florida than any other Southern state. 
[BBL Doctor: “Madame, would you prefer Sand or Cement?”]

Sunshine State
Florida: The Sunshine State Home of the BBL

Florida’s Everglades, is seriously compromised after decades of sugar cane farming.Tens of thousands of acres of the Everglades have been converted from teeming sub-tropical forest to lifeless marshland due to excessive -SUGAR FARMERS -fertilizer run-off and drainage for irrigation.”

You can run

ads on PBS –

but you can’t hide…

Gator20081017Big Sugar in Florida

See Florida Cracker Crumbs




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One thought on “You want thighs with that? More “Brazilian Butt Lifts” in FLorida

  1. MeilaniM November 10, 2015 at 1:06 AM Reply

    Oh you do remind me again and again I am so glad I don’t live in Florida, lol. I’m so humored by your blog, love it.

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