Dave Barry for Pope – of Florida

Dave Barry

Dave Barry is really funny.

He should be the Pope of Florida.

Barry is a sober, smart, social commentator…which is a really good thing – because, after you move to Florida, all your California friends will remind you all the really weird nightly-news-stories are always about Florida. Dave Barry agrees. Me, too.

Bizarre, freaky, strange things happen in Florida.

And the state is the shape of a hand-gun. What’s up with that?

Is there really a Whacky Magnet hidden under the subsoil of the state.- is there bedrock of bizarre attracting a plethora of Twilight Zone events in FLA?

Ask Dave-

“I’m talking about the South Florida Giant Underground Weirdness Magnet. It’s buried around here somewhere. It has to be. How else can you explain why so many major freak-show news stories either happen, or end up, in South Florida?”

http://www.miamiherald.com/2007/02/23/v-print/21632/living-under-the-influence-of.html

FLORIDA

Barry is as popular in Florida as Pope Francis is in Rome – Italy…

Florida is an off-the-charts kind of fiefdom and the inmates are said to be running the asylum…

a pope like Dave Barry could bring a modicum of clarity, charity, humor, insight to the masses – without having to go to masses… He would be a non-Catholic, Everyman, Pope.

IMG_0318The Bedrock of Bizarre

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