Dave Barry is really funny.
He should be the Pope of Florida.
Barry is a sober, smart, social commentator…which is a really good thing – because, after you move to Florida, all your California friends will remind you all the really weird nightly-news-stories are always about Florida. Dave Barry agrees. Me, too.
Bizarre, freaky, strange things happen in Florida.
And the state is the shape of a hand-gun. What’s up with that?
Is there really a Whacky Magnet hidden under the subsoil of the state.- is there bedrock of bizarre attracting a plethora of Twilight Zone events in FLA?
“I’m talking about the South Florida Giant Underground Weirdness Magnet. It’s buried around here somewhere. It has to be. How else can you explain why so many major freak-show news stories either happen, or end up, in South Florida?”
Barry is as popular in Florida as Pope Francis is in Rome – Italy…
Florida is an off-the-charts kind of fiefdom and the inmates are said to be running the asylum…
a pope like Dave Barry could bring a modicum of clarity, charity, humor, insight to the masses – without having to go to masses… He would be a non-Catholic, Everyman, Pope.