Poems, tomes, books, blogs and rants have all been written about the subject. It is painful. It hurts. It happens everyday, everywhere. And, yet there isn’t a formula for success. There has yet to be a fail-safe recipe for cessation of relationship
Kindler Gentler Ways to Cease and Desist
Don’t hire a sky-writer to create a sign to break up with your sweetheart.
Don’t even think about Sending a Text to Break Up.
Don’t send a Dear John/Dear Joan Letter
Don’t call your Soon-to be-Ex and say, “This just isn’t working out.”
( or, “You are too good for me,” or “I need some space.”)
And DO NOT hire the The Break Up Shop to send a text, email, snapchat, snail mail to your soon to be rejected par amour.
For $10 The Break Up Shop Will send your Lover a text to break up. (Tres classy, non?)
For $20 THE BS will send a form letter to the person you once dated.
and… who cares, after that?
Really? What kind of neanderthal – cave man – cave girl would stoop to such depths to end a relationship?
In Medford, Oregon, the Pear Capital of the West, you will see this very appropriate sign