No one warned me about the rain…

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Foul weather can instantly destroy your appearancewithin minutes you can go from ‘Looking good’ to drowned rat or ugly duckling. I still marvel at the va-va-voom Miami Weather Girls on local TV dressed in tight, low cut, cocktail dresses, with big hair, teetering on high heels talking about meteorological conundrums.

Earlier, in a rain shower of epic proportions- I saw a guy who looked like a Mallard. He was dressed as though he just walked out of an REI catalog. From head to toe, he was rain proof and impregnable: logos were on every facet of his clothing. Swarms of rain soaked humanity floated by the dry and dapper dude.

I haven’t seen anybody tap dancing through mud puddles like Gene Kelly this last liquid two days. More people are thinking about ‘boats’ than ballroom.

Best advice? Google: “Ark”.

Oscar Wilde was right, “Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative“.

Even Wonder Woman cannot avoid the drenching-hair wrenching, wonders of water falling from the sky.

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“There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting” George Carlin

A Piece of Advice

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