Melania has a new address: Gettysburg

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Thrilled by the success of her “gently plagiarized speech”

Melania has composed another speech – for the next time.

#I have a new address- it is Gettysburg! or “The Speech Whot I Wrote”

Like Fourscore and 7-ish years ago our dads brought forth on this continent a new nation, born in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all peeps are created equal. Yay!

Now we are engaged (yay,diamonds!)

in a not so great civil war… testing whether that nation (or , heck, really any nation) so born and so really, really, dedicated can long endure and last.

We met on the great battlefield of life ( Route 66) … We have come to dedicate a portion of that space as a like a final bed for those who here gave their lives

that that our really fabulous, glamorous  nation might live. On and on….

Yadda yadda yadda

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Someone had to “take the fall” and it certainly was going to be the The Third Wife.

Marla and Invana were giggling with glee.

 

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