The billboard across from the mall on Biscayne Blvd in Miami read:
“Hey! Look at me! Brazilian Butt Lift only $4999″*
*Imagine, children, a huge billboard –
with a “Before” photograph of two old saggy – buns next to another photograph of an
“After” photograph of two 20-year old buns.
You get the picture. Welcome to South Florida…
“My parents didn’t want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty and that’s the law.”