Top 5 Ways Not to Break Up

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Poems, tomes, books, blogs and rants have all been written about the subject. It is painful. It hurts. It happens everyday, everywhere. And, yet there isn’t a formula for success. There has yet to be a fail-safe recipe for cessation of relationship

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Kindler Gentler Ways to Cease and Desist

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Don’t hire a sky-writer to create a sign to break up with your sweetheart.

Don’t even think about Sending a Text to Break Up.

Don’t send a Dear John/Dear Joan Letter

Don’t call your Soon-to be-Ex and say, “This just isn’t working out.”

( or, “You are too good for me,” or “I need some space.”)

And DO NOT hire the The Break Up Shop to send  a text, email, snapchat, snail mail to your soon to be rejected par amour.

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For $10 The Break Up Shop  Will send your Lover a text to break up. (Tres classy, non?)

For $20 THE BS will send a…

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