Top 9 Worst Pick Up lines

  1. “Hey, babe. Do you have just a few minutes for me to hit on you?”

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  1. Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me “Tonight.”

  2. “You know…I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”

  3. “Babe, If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.

  4. “Whoa, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

  5. “You know, just like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.”

7.”Hey there. Now don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for “yes” or do a backflip for “no.”

  1. “If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a Dollar.”

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  1. “Bam! You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

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Remember, it is all about the delivery and sincerity…corny quotes and canned jokes are a turn off.

You can do better. 

“Always be yourself, express yourself,

have faith in yourself,

do not go out and look for a successful personality

and duplicate it.”

Bruce Lee

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2 thoughts on “Top 9 Worst Pick Up lines

  1. Kathy Callaghan August 14, 2017 at 2:51 PM Reply

    Love ❤️ Bruce Lee♥️

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  2. myammynew January 10, 2019 at 3:14 PM Reply

    Reblogged this on Myammy! Moving in together at 50… and commented:

    Kids, Don’t try this at home!

    Like

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