Don’t try this at home…
Very Bad Form…
Four great examples of What Not to Do for a “Cute”
To say Annette was an opportunist only begins to describe the the woman from Rio. (Rio Del, Humboldt County)
She is a striking brunette – both buxom and brassy. She attracted men like a moth to a flame. Whether it was charisma, phernomes or a magnetic attraction- none of her friends understood the dynamic. They merely watched as men dropped hints and business cards and asked her out every night of the week.
She didn’t actually wear a T-shirt that said “Will date for food,” but Annette had created a list of the Top 20 Restaurants in Miami and her goal was to leave her mark and dine at a dozen of the “Top 20” each month.
Her success rate was staggering. Pubbelly, YardBird, Upland, The Bazaar, Pan E Vino, Stubborn Seed were all on her “Been there done that” list.
She was torn between liking a guy or just going out to dinner.
Her secret motto is: A girls got to eat. Her pals kidded that her refrigerator looked like a kennel with dozens of Doggie Bags lining the shelves.
Annette was happy. Oblivious. And out to lunch – and dinner – all week long.
Eventually she decided she was craving karats…and she started a whole new campaign.
Have more fun this Holiday Season and Reach out and touch Someone
I say, “Bah, humbug!” to the bland, vanilla, PC “Happy Holiday” malarkey.
“One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.”
Robert A. Heinlein
No reindeer – lots of Pink Flamingos –
No Snow-flakes – Lots of Snow-cones
simple, smart, succinct…sexy.
Do this! Here are five very effective Flirting Techniques:
#1. Look – The eyes have it: The first tip of successful flirting involves Eye Contact. Let’s say you see somebody you think is attractive. Let your eyes linger- just for a bit. Smile, look back, and don’t look away.
#2. Laugh – Everybody likes to think they have a great sense of humor. If you want to score points and attention- laugh at the witty statement be them corny or funny.
#3. Listen – Everyone wants to be heard. When this new person is speaking, listen to what they have to say while looking them in the eyes. Keen flirtatious listening always involves eye contact.
#4. The touch of love– just like the song. A surefire connection is as simple as a light touch on the wrist, elbow, or arm during the course of the conversation. Amy G tells every guy she meets, “You are so funny.” and she places her hand on his. Home run every time.
#5. Put your hands on your hips. This classic Body Language 101 tells it all – You are open and interested and available. If you don’t like the person, very often we cross our hands over our chest which is the international language for “You’re not doing it for me. I’m about to leave.” The way you stand- facing the person next to-you not turned away- speaks volumes. Try it.
You expect a sexy, flirty Brad Pitt kind of a guy. Your name is Penny and you are petite, with long dark hair and he expects Penelope Cruz or a perfect Barbie Doll…
Take it easy. Take your time. Set limits.
Age is a Many Splintered Thing~~~
Don’t go gentle into the night…
Linda, 75, calls them “Old Dolls” – elderly women trying desperately to look decades younger.
Her neighbor, Eve, is 80 and admits to being around-60. Eve wears a Joey Heatherton (‘60’s) blonde wig, a padded, push-up bra, leggings, spiky false eyelashes and fake fingernails. She shops in the teenage section and buys all of her jewelry at H&M. She ruefully admits her days of wearing super, high-heels are over…she defers to trendy leopard print ballet slippers. Eve says, “When you are hot, you’re hot!”
More than once, men have admired Eve from the back- and are quite surprised to find out- she’s older – like 40 years older, than they thought.
Eve refuses to use a walker in public. She has a cane, decorated with pastel ribbons, reserved for special occasions. (i.e. long walks)
Her close, male…
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