Kids, Don’t try this at home!
- “Hey, babe. Do you have just a few minutes for me to hit on you?”
Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me “Tonight.”
“You know…I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”
“Babe, If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
“Whoa, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
“You know, just like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.”
7.”Hey there. Now don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for “yes” or do a backflip for “no.”
- “If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a Dollar.”
(You totally bombed on that one, Dude)
- “Bam! You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
Remember, it is all about the delivery and sincerity…corny quotes and…
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