Top 9 Worst Pick Up lines

Kids, Don’t try this at home!

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  1. “Hey, babe. Do you have just a few minutes for me to hit on you?”

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  1. Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me “Tonight.”

  2. “You know…I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”

  3. “Babe, If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.

  4. “Whoa, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

  5. “You know, just like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.”

7.”Hey there. Now don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for “yes” or do a backflip for “no.”

  1. “If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a Dollar.”

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  1. “Bam! You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

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Remember, it is all about the delivery and sincerity…corny quotes and…

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