Monthly Archives: June 2019

Are there just two kinds of women in FL?

We have all seen the

The sweet Snowflakes who drop in and do soft landings in Retirement World.

And we have seen fuming, spewing, angry Trump lovin’ Media Hating Ragers…

Shirley, you gest.

Florida has wonderful, smart, attractive women from all over the world who vacation, visit, live, and leave. Or spend six months in FL sunshine before returning to reality. (Canada, Ohio, New York, New Jersey…)

Where do all the Angry Women come from?

Florida Billboard: boosting Brazilian Butt Lift? Seriously?

Plastic Surgery Capital of the East Coast?

Myammy! Moving in together at 50...

 The actual billboard across from the Mall on Biscayne Blvd in Miami actually said:

“Hey! Look at me! Brazilian Butt Lift only $4999″*

Stunned – I snapped a photo of the billboard – while driving  …. and this is what I shot…IMG_0248

*Imagine, children,  a huge billboard –  

with a “Before” photograph of two old saggy – buns next to another photograph  of  an  

“After” photograph of two 20-year old buns.

You get the picture. Welcome to South Florida…

“My parents didn’t want to move to Florida,

but they turned sixty and that’s the law.”

Jerry Seinfeld

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Overheard at the Miami doctor’s office

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There were two women sitting across from one another, at a famed Miami Plastic Surgery suite of offices.

Both were thumbing through glossy magazines and chatting while glancing up at the long list of   “Miami’s Dr. Marvelous’ Menu of Augmentations and Services” dancing on the huge, sleek, black, wide screen TV across from them.

Le Menu:

Breast Augmentation – Breast Lift | Breast Reconstruction – Breast Reduction – Brazilian Butt Lift-  Liposuction | Male Breast Reduction – Nipple Procedures – Tummy Tuck – Mommy Makeover  – Ear Surgery –  Eyelid Surgery – Facelift – Facial Implants | Forehead/Brow Lift | Fat Grafting | Necklift | Nose Surgery | Hand Rejuvenation | Injectable Facial Fillers | Laser Skin Resurfacing ….

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Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.com

Woman #1 Says: There are two things you never ask for in this office.

Woman #2 Says: Really? Tell me – this is my first time.

Woman #1 (without missing a beat) Says: “Never ask for a ‘Kim Novak’ or a ‘Liza Minnelli’

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Women helping Women

one day at a time…

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Berkeley! A treasure trove of gourmets, goofs, wacks and wonderful

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California Dreamin’

Berkeley – a mere Bridge away from San Francisco – and a world away!

A veritable mosaic of contradictions –

See this:

http://www.movoto.com/berkeley-ca/berkeley-stereotypes/

Coit tower, San Francisco, California

Berkeley: Down with up!

The beauty of Berkeley

 

 Walk to the coffee shop for a latte, cross the street for your  Hatha yoga class.  Right next-door is the wonderful independent bookstore, steps away from your  $10.00 manicurist. 

 Next, pick up a bouquet from the florist across street and stop in at the salon to get your bangs trimmed by Gracie who you’ve known for 10 years.

Walk one block to the Gourmet ghetto and pick up the kale, Salmon, berries and clotted cream, and those spices you need; get the sharpened knife from Sur le Tab, a bottle of wine, and a hostess gift at the cute, little, gift store four doors away.

C’est fini and c’est bon!

No Strip Malls.

No Driving.

California here I come!