Category Archives: Living Together
The perpetually Sunshine State may be all about miles of white sandy beaches, warm aquamarine waters, and stately palm trees but, it also is the Bug Capital of the region.
“La Cucaracha” was a song we sang in 8th grade Spanish class. Here, they are your roommates.
Our backyard is a vast tropical expanse. There are a dozen palm trees of varying sizes and a massive Star Fruit tree that drops bitter yellow blobs at an alarming rate.
Forget about sitting quietly and meditating while gazing upon this lush, green paradise. Everywhere you look, slithering on every tree, table, chair fencepost -are lizards, geckos and chameleons and the occasional black snake. They say the snakes are benign and supposedly good luck, however, that rising up like a Cobra-thing they do before they dart and gobble up lizards is gross.
Early on, the perpetual optimist, I thought I might take up gardening, and tame our backyard. Naïvely, I gently lifted a dangling vine, only to uncover a huge, shiny, 3-inch, brightly colored red and green bug. All aspirations for gardening ended then and there…
To the mall and beyond!
There were two women sitting across from one another, at a famed Miami Plastic Surgery suite of offices.
Both were thumbing through glossy magazines and chatting while glancing up at the long list of “Miami’s Dr. Marvelous’ Menu of Augmentations and Services” dancing on the huge, sleek, black, wide screen TV across from them.
Breast Augmentation – Breast Lift | Breast Reconstruction – Breast Reduction – Brazilian Butt Lift- Liposuction | Male Breast Reduction – Nipple Procedures – Tummy Tuck – Mommy Makeover – Ear Surgery – Eyelid Surgery – Facelift – Facial Implants | Forehead/Brow Lift | Fat Grafting | Necklift | Nose Surgery | Hand Rejuvenation | Injectable Facial Fillers | Laser Skin Resurfacing ….
Woman #1 Says: There are two things you never ask for in this office.
Woman #2 Says: Really? Tell me – this is my first time.
Woman #1 (without missing a beat) Says: “Never ask for a ‘Kim Novak’ or a ‘Liza Minnelli’
Women helping Women
one day at a time…
In Florida: a Celebration of Reptiles? Really?
The special event, celebrating amphibians, called ‘Repticon’ was held in lovely Fort. Lauderdale – what’s wrong with this picture?
It was dubbed “Florida Reptile and Alternative Pet Show.”
You ask: How could there be a reptile event featuring vendors offering reptile pets, supplies, feeders, cages, and merchandise in Florida where lizards, geckos and their cousins freely slither, slide and glide in front yards, back yards, on your trees, fences and lawn furniture?
Touted as “Exciting, educational, family-oriented fun for everyone!”- unless you have an aversion to creepy, spooky, slimy, chilling creatures.
Welcome to Florida.
Shall we dance?
You make my life happier, more sane, and safe. I adore the way you take care of me and I am automatically grateful. You are a joy ride.
I know I drive you crazy -and I talk to you constantly – urging your forward, however, today you can actually hear me.
It is the miracle of WordPress – a lot like Lourdes – without the water.
Oh, yes, you were once as wild and crazy as Mustang living in the Outback…you did Dodge the Swinger Bullet… and you were never shiftless. Once, I thought you could be or a Viper – even a Cobra – and yet, you, charmed and sweet-talked me every time you, Rambler.
That hot and steamy day on the Keys…you were my hero- I was broken down, hopeless, and like an Impala you speedily rose to the occasion. Some dumb Barracudas called you a Maverick. “A Two-wheel drive” indeed. Your high emissions are fine with me, old friend.
I shall forever drive you…
The WordPress Writing Challenge for the Marvelously Talented
<a href=”http://dailypost.wordpress.com/dp_prompt/literate-today/”>Literate for a Day</a>
If a woman tells you she doesn’t want anything
for Valentine’s Day…do not believe her.
Psst! Remember this secret:
When in doubt…over do Valentine’s gifts, baubles, trinkets, sweets, Bubbly…
To err is human
to overcompensate is
There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
February 14th strikes fear in the hearts of many singles…
Do funny valentines and flirty poems freak you out? Do red, velvet, heart-shaped boxes and long stemmed red roses cause your heart to pitter patter, your mouth to go dry and flop-sweat to appear out of nowhere?
Relax, Binkie – there’s an App for that.
The following top 10 list of fears – not so much
Here are: The Top 10 Common Fears Known to Single Men & Women
1. Isolophobia – the fear of being alone
2. Athazagoraphobia – the fear of being forgotten
3. Gamophobia – the fear of marriage
4. Mageirocophobia – the fear of cooking
5. Sexophobia – the fear of the opposite sex
6. Gynophobia – the fear of women
7. Hominophobia – the fear of men
8. Clinophobia – the fear of going to bed
9. Homilophobia – the fear of sermons
10. Nyctophobia- the fear of the dark or night
“I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. ‘Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death.” Thomas Paine
Remember:Valentines Day is a day of fun, flirting, and the very day to Blame Cupid for all your romantic notions and emotions.
Wear Red, Smile at Strangers and share kisses (Hershey’s… or your own)