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Cannabis Candy? Hoax or panacea?

The women in the book club had been friends for decades.

There was hardly a secret between them.  Until Joanie and her  perpetual insomnia battle ended abruptly.

One meeting, she arrived bounding with energy and brimming with enthusiasm. She announced she had finally found a pancaea for her sleep deprivation.  Most of the gals assumed she was back on Ambien. 

Joanie had all the girls sit down with wine glasses filled. She shared her most recent foray into research for a Good Night’s Sleep. She cut to the chase and admitted she discovered that an old friend had a medical marijuana license and had “turned her onto” some fabulous cannabis chocolate edibles to induce sleep. You could hear a pin drop.

The ladies in the book club perked up. The more Joanie bragged about sleeping through the night, the more fascinated  the women were with this new product. Many of them suffered from insomnia, too.

Joanie told them about Green Health Consultants and an RN, Eloise Thiesen, with  whom she had booked an appointment with for the next week.

They agreed to meet the next week, and rather than discussing books, they would be discussing yummy edibles, and medical cannabis. And, so it begins

 

Yes, you can Call Eloise Theisen, RN who counsels patients on how to use cannabinoids safely and effectively to treat illnesses and reduce the intake of pharmaceuticals.

She provides patients with phone, office and in-home counseling, and individualized treatment plans developed in collaboration with dietitians and patients’ doctors.

 

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Hey! Amazon ditch Breitbart

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Join me: Tell Amazon to drop slimey, Breitbart!

 

Tell Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos to stop funding Bretibart

hate and  scorching climate change denial Propaganda.

Breitbart.com, the fake news site known for propelling Donald Trump and Steve Bannon into power, posts and promotes a large swath of climate denying content on its widely read site.

2,100 companies have stopped buying advertisements on Breitbart.com

but the largest online retailer, Amazon, has not.

 

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 Please Tell Amazon to stop funding hate and climate change denial propaganda.

 

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Top 10 phrases you will never hear in Miami

Very very true

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Here they are: The Top 10 phrases you never hear in Miami

  1. The taxi drivers here are so honest.
  2. Let’s drive to the mountains – do you ski?
  3. Tell me your five favorite bookstores in Florida.
  4. Bundle up: put on your coat, hat, gloves and boots.
  5. Let’s go to the wine country.
  6. Downtown Miami is very safe and family-friendly.
  7. It never gets too hot or too humid.
  8.  A plastic surgeon is hard to find in Miami.
  9. Florida freeways are a breeze – simple to navigate and so civilized.
  10.  Excuse me… may I please…thank you… pardon me.

 

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“I think in the old days, the nexus of weirdness ran through Southern California, and to a degree New York City. I think it’s changed so that every bizarre story in the country now has a Florida connection. I don’t know why, except it must be some inversion of magnetic poles or something.”

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Didn’t get into Collage…

Spelling was not my Strong Suite…

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Mark Twain
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Daddy Knows Best? A Joke!

Dr Cranium was in the middle of a complicated brain aneurism/corrective surgery when he needed a break  – he asked his daughter, the hospitial Candy Striper to take over.

General Patton Eishenhower Grant was involved at at National Security Conference pertaining to Russian Intel and – had to take a call about a July 4 Fireworks Committee – he asked his daughter, Mimi, the Girl Scout, to sit in for him at the Classified Event with 16 Generals. 

Captain Elmo Washington, the head of the NYC Fire Department, was at the site of voracious, devastating fire – and needed to get away for a bit. He asked his daughter, Macy’s top Chanel Cosmetics Clerk, to take over in his absence. Carley refused to don any protective gear – she thought it would wrinkle her ensemble and “smoosh” her hair.

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Just three typical examples of what men with responsible jobs do when they need to step away.

Have one of your kids sit in…No Knowledge Required.

 

 

 

via Daily Prompt: Caper

Make America Kind Again?

What will it take?

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Success is not final, failure is not fatal:

it is the courage to continue that counts.

Winston Churchill

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Driscoll slinks away from Cathedral

The Going Away Party for Fr Driscoll was long-awaited.

He had been at St Marys Cathedral for one year and had successfully alienated dozens and dozens of church-goers and staff

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And the crowd went wild!

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He was not a Star at the Star of the Sea– was asked to leave. Huzzah!

Kicked out of town…again.

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Next – he will try his hand at St Veronica’s – for One Year-  that seems to be his record. 

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The atmosphere at the Cathedral is much improved with news of pushy Driscoll departure.

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The Sun will shine again, tomorrow!

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