The Florida Dress Code – Va-va- voom!
If you come to Florida and turn on the Morning News don’t be shocked by the plethora of female newscasters sporting “the uniform”: tight, sleeveless, low-cut, cocktail dresses.
Morning news in Florida is Party Yime: big hair, lip gloss, low-cut cocktail dresses at o’dark-thirty. Really? Maybe it’s me, there’s something about veracity and news delivery and a woman dressed for cocktails at 6:00 AM.
Turn on the Today Show, CBS Morning News, any major TV market and see their line up of professional female newscasters all covered up. Think: sleeves. Discreet. Business Attire.
Welcome to South Florida, Binkie.
Bizarro World– an alternate universe where things are in Reverse…
for centuries women have slimmed, girdled, and exercised to erase ample derrières
(Satan get behind me!)
In the year 2019: Miami women ask:
“Do these pants make my butt look bigger? They do? Oh, good!”
Women, in the know, call a BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift)
as in, “Last week, I saw Dr. Butz and I got Rear-ended.”
FACT: There are enough Comcast criticisms, battles, blitzes, and atrocities to fill a dozen blogs.
I am not going to bore you with the egregious details of our move…
I am going to give you The Gift of Information…
Do you have a Comcast Challenge?
Here is the Comcast Solution:
Send an Email with the following information
- Full name
- Service address
- Best contact phone number and time to call
A description of the problem:
Send the email with with the above information to:
A Comcast problem resolution specialist should contact you to follow up.
Oh, Happy Day. You will thank me.
Lizzie Porter (R) – of Florida has an axe to grind…she has been known to be uncompromising and belligerent.
This Florida Lawmaker says,
“We’ve been told to listen to children and do what they ask. Are there any children on this floor? Are they making laws? Do we allow children to tell us we should pass a law that says no homework? No. The adults make the laws.”
When do we drain the Swamp?
via Daily Prompt: Uncompromising
Never has it been easier to buy an assualt weapon.
The New York Times Podcast, The Daily, produced an insightful show this morning about the ease of anyone 18, or older, to walk into a Gun Store, and buy a deadly AR-15.
“The National Shooting Sports Foundation estimates there are roughly 5 million to 10 million AR-15 rifles owned in the United States. And, a small share of the roughly 300 million firearms owned by Americans.”
Top 5 Senators With the Most Contributions From NRA
John McCain (R, AZ) – $7.74 million
Richard Burr (R, NC) – $6.99 million
Roy Blunt (R, MO) – $4.55 million
Thom Tillis (R, NC) – $4.42 million
Cory Gardner (R, CO) – $3.88 million
Think: TRUMP – Pocket – NRA
Good Bye, California and Cashmere!
And turtle-necks, leather boots, scarves, and gloves, berets, blazers, and wool coats…
Hello, Flip flops, sandals, T-shrts, sundresses, capris
and suncreen in December
(and January, February, March…)
No reindeer – lots of Pink Flamingos –
No Snow-flakes – Lots of Snow-cones
Flipper and Flamingos – The New Normal
Florida- where Palm Reading takes on a whole new meaning.
Miami is just really fun whenever I go there.
It’s like this post-apocalyptic Barbie world: everything is pink, and there’re palm trees everywhere.
But then there are also all these people in crazy sunglasses