Category Archives: Welcome to Florida

Never hire a Dr named Ronnie or your caddy to handle Communications

There are just some people you don’t hire for important jobs.

Jordan Speith has a fabulous caddy….and Speith is a top-notch, honest golfer. The Caddy  is probably not a great guy to work in the White House. One would most likely hire a PRO. Not a MDDr_Freeze_20120211

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If you think it’s expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.

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Wacko woman in FL rants

Lizzie Porter (R)  – of Florida has an axe to grind…she has been known to be uncompromising  and belligerent.

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This Florida Lawmaker says,

We’ve been told to listen to children and do what they ask. Are there any children on this floor? Are they making laws? Do we allow children to tell us we should pass a law that says no homework? No. The adults make the laws.”

When do we drain the Swamp?

 

 

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via Daily Prompt: Uncompromising

18? Yes, you can buy an assault weapon

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Never has it been easier to buy an assualt weapon.

The New York Times Podcast, The Daily, produced an insightful show this morning about the ease of anyone 18, or older, to walk into a Gun Store, and buy a deadly AR-15.

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“The National Shooting Sports Foundation estimates there are roughly 5 million to 10 million AR-15 rifles owned in the United States. And, a  small share of the roughly 300 million firearms owned by Americans.”

 

Top 5 Senators With the Most Contributions From NRA

John McCain (R, AZ) – $7.74 million

Richard Burr (R, NC) – $6.99 million

Roy Blunt (R, MO) – $4.55 million

Thom Tillis (R, NC) – $4.42 million

Cory Gardner (R, CO) – $3.88 million

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Think: TRUMP – Pocket – NRA

Strangers in a Strange land: Florida at Christmas?

Good Bye, California and Cashmere!

And turtle-necks, leather boots, scarves, and gloves, berets, blazers, and wool coats…

Hello, Flip flops, sandals, T-shrts, sundresses, capris

and suncreen in December

(and January, February, March…)

No reindeer – lots of Pink Flamingos – 

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No Snow-flakes – Lots of Snow-cones


Flipper and Flamingos  – The New Normal

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Florida- where Palm Reading takes on a whole new meaning.

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Miami is just really fun whenever I go there. It’s like this post-apocalyptic Barbie world: everything is pink, and there’re palm trees everywhere. But then there are also all these people in crazy sunglasses

 

My Top 10 Florida Observations

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Top 10 things I learned about Florida

  1. The drivers in Florida are infamous for being are the worst in the nation.
  2. The produce is a lot more expensive- and you are spoiled in California.
  3. Everything is located in a strip mall: doctors, dentists, gourmet restaurants.
  4. There are big box stores everywhere- BJ’s, Wal-Mart, Kmart, Marshall’s.
  5. Dunkin’ Donuts is on every street corner; Floridians eat a lot of donuts.
  6. It’s hard to find a Wi-Fi cafés.  It is hard to find a “coffee shop.”
  7. There are no bookstores. (Those two or three Barnes & Noble don’t count)
  8. Rain can fall in buckets, and miraculously cause traffic to crawl – then clear up instantaneously.
  9. The summertime clouds in Florida are breathtakingly spectacular. The hot, sticky humidity isn’t.

10. Everyone goes to the beach on the weekends- and it’s impossible to find a parking place- especially in light of the fact they just razed an 800-car parking garage.

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And…There is a reason 1,000 people

per day

move to Florida.

Village Idiot babbling incoherently

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Me, smart, too

Florida’s Freshman Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) doesn’t mention University excellance, his GPA’s, SAT scores, or any scholastic accomplishments…he is just a good ol boy…

Mere minutes after getting sworn in he grabbed the mic and commenced to make a fool of himself.

All the world is watching and laughing at Little Matt

 

Timing – is everything

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Mother Nature is not happy.

 

We are running out of time.

There are too many people chomping at the bit to destroy our planet

“All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose.”

Brian Tracy

 

via Daily Prompt: Planet