Category Archives: Welcome to Florida

The Dress Code in Florida – less is best?

PicMonkey Image-28

The Florida Dress Code – Va-va- voom!

If you come to Florida and turn on the Morning News don’t be shocked by the plethora of female newscasters sporting “the uniform”: tight, sleeveless, low-cut, cocktail dresses.

Morning news in Florida is Party Yime: big hair, lip gloss, low-cut cocktail dresses at o’dark-thirty. Really?  Maybe it’s me, there’s something about veracity and news delivery and a woman dressed for cocktails at 6:00 AM.

 Turn on the Today Show, CBS Morning News, any major TV market and see their line up of professional female newscasters all covered up. Think: sleeves. Discreet. Business Attire.

Welcome to South Florida, Binkie.

.

Advertisements

Miami Vice: Plastic Surgery rampant in So Florida?

Dr_Freeze_20120211

Bizarro World– an alternate universe where things are in Reverse…

for centuries women have slimmed, girdled, and exercised to erase ample derrières

(Satan get behind me!)

 In the year 2019: Miami women ask:

“Do these pants make my butt look bigger? They do? Oh, good!”

Talking Floridian:

Women, in the know, call a BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift)

a

‘Rear End’

as in, “Last week, I saw Dr. Butz and I got Rear-ended.”

IMG_0239

Moving: Uh oh! The Comcast Debacle

SONY DSC

FACT:   There are enough Comcast criticisms, battles, blitzes, and atrocities to fill a dozen blogs.

I am not going to bore you with the egregious details of our move…

I am going to give you The Gift of Information…

Do you have a Comcast Challenge?

Here is the Comcast Solution:

Send an Email with the following information

Name:

Account:

Account number

  • Full name
  • Service address
  • Best contact phone number and time to call

A description of the problem: 

 Send the email with with the above information to:

we_can_help@cable.comcast.com

A Comcast problem resolution specialist should contact you to follow up.

photo_1720_20060622Oh, Happy Day. You will thank me.

Never hire a Dr named Ronnie or your caddy to handle Communications

There are just some people you don’t hire for important jobs.

Jordan Speith has a fabulous caddy….and Speith is a top-notch, honest golfer. The Caddy  is probably not a great guy to work in the White House. One would most likely hire a PRO. Not a MDDr_Freeze_20120211

trumpgolfpic2

If you think it’s expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.

Red Adair

Wacko woman in FL rants

Lizzie Porter (R)  – of Florida has an axe to grind…she has been known to be uncompromising  and belligerent.

votefraud

Lizzie

This Florida Lawmaker says,

We’ve been told to listen to children and do what they ask. Are there any children on this floor? Are they making laws? Do we allow children to tell us we should pass a law that says no homework? No. The adults make the laws.”

When do we drain the Swamp?

 

 

crocodiles-573744__340-2

via Daily Prompt: Uncompromising

18? Yes, you can buy an assault weapon

thompson-submachine-gun-2878574__340-2

Never has it been easier to buy an assualt weapon.

The New York Times Podcast, The Daily, produced an insightful show this morning about the ease of anyone 18, or older, to walk into a Gun Store, and buy a deadly AR-15.

denim-164983__340-2-2

“The National Shooting Sports Foundation estimates there are roughly 5 million to 10 million AR-15 rifles owned in the United States. And, a  small share of the roughly 300 million firearms owned by Americans.”

 

Top 5 Senators With the Most Contributions From NRA

John McCain (R, AZ) – $7.74 million

Richard Burr (R, NC) – $6.99 million

Roy Blunt (R, MO) – $4.55 million

Thom Tillis (R, NC) – $4.42 million

Cory Gardner (R, CO) – $3.88 million

bullets-1556142__340

Think: TRUMP – Pocket – NRA

Strangers in a Strange land: Florida at Christmas?

Good Bye, California and Cashmere!

And turtle-necks, leather boots, scarves, and gloves, berets, blazers, and wool coats…

Hello, Flip flops, sandals, T-shrts, sundresses, capris

and suncreen in December

(and January, February, March…)

No reindeer – lots of Pink Flamingos – 

photo_19192_20101222

No Snow-flakes – Lots of Snow-cones


Flipper and Flamingos  – The New Normal

IMG_0248

Florida- where Palm Reading takes on a whole new meaning.

photo_3305_20070912

Miami is just really fun whenever I go there.

It’s like this post-apocalyptic Barbie world: everything is pink, and there’re palm trees everywhere.

But then there are also all these people in crazy sunglasses