Category Archives: Welcome to Florida

The Old Best of Myammy List?

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Welcome to Myammy

South Florida – home to a plethora of restaurants – surely decorated by Baz Luhrmann, in a fit of Not-so-great-Gatsby.
“Florida Decor can be very theme-park and over-the-top or subtle and suitable. Take your pick.
One does have to adjust to the fact:  ‘Everything is located in a strip mall’ – including,  the cleaners, the upscale restaurant, the hardware store…
Welcome to South Florida

My Best of Myammy

Best Dine-Outside– Argentinian – Intracoastal-View – Superlative Service- Restaurant – Kaluz 

Best H’Wood BakeryChocolada ‎- skip the restaurant –go to the divine Pastry display- oh la la!

Best Movie Theater– FTL the Classic Gateway No glitz – just charm; big selling point:no previews.

Best H’Wood French – Le Comptoir – famed for Mussels and Pomme Frittes, Steak

Best Over-the-Top-Big Décor Very Good Italian – Brio Tuscan Grille– Bisc. Blvd at Gulf Stream Race Track

Best Seafood Lunch Two-fer on the Intracoastal- Blue Moon Seafood Co  FTL

Best Post Office Superior Service – Hallandale Post Office on Bisc. Blvd.  Service so good- it is surreal.

Best Oil Change-Sam’s Garage–a well-respected institution for decades -1021 NE 44th Ct, Oakland Pk

Best Pancake RestaurantThe Original Pancake House – 2125 Bisc. Blvd, Aventura

Best Dentist – Dr Maureen O’Flannagan -Deerfield Beach – 2nd Generation DDS /UOP Grad

Best Sunday Brunch Restaurant –The Sea Watch – Lauderdale by the Sea – Beware the lines- enjoy the Sunday scene- ocean view- plams swaying, waves crashing

Best Library: Alvin Sherman Library on NOVA Campus -FTL (Bonus: Peter Max and Dale Chihuly Exhibits)

A tropical resort at sunrise.

 

Best Downtown Miami Restaurant City Hall- ‎ Gold Stars: superior food, and service

Best Hardware Store– Ace Hardware 5 Star -If they don’t have ityou don’t need it17811 Bisc. Blvd.

Best Chinese – Silver Pond  – 4285 Florida 7, Lauderdale Lakes, FL 33319

Best Ladies- Lunch with a View – FTL – Hilton Hotel- S3 – steak, seafood oceanfront

Best Dollar Store – Clean, Pristine, Sea Ranch Shopping Center – Lauderdale by the Sea

Best Target – Hollywood Park Branch –  a best kept secret – no lines, impeccable

Best Miami MuseumThe Perez- Allocate an hour to view the Ai Wei Wei exhibit. Fabulous.

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Are you with me? Tell me about it…myammy101@gmail.com

 

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Overheard at the Miami doctor’s office…


There were two women sitting across from one another, at a famed Miami Plastic Surgery suite of offices.

Both were thumbing through glossy magazines and chatting while glancing up at the long list of   “Miami’s Dr. Marvelous’ Menu of Augmentations and Services” dancing on the huge, sleek, black, wide screen TV across from them.

Le Menu:

Breast Augmentation – Breast Lift | Breast Reconstruction – Breast Reduction – Brazilian Butt Lift-  Liposuction | Male Breast Reduction – Nipple Procedures – Tummy Tuck – Mommy Makeover  – Ear Surgery –  Eyelid Surgery – Facelift – Facial Implants | Forehead/Brow Lift | Fat Grafting | Necklift | Nose Surgery | Hand Rejuvenation | Injectable Facial Fillers | Laser Skin Resurfacing ….

Woman #1 Says: There are two things you never ask for in this office.

Woman #2 Says: Really? Tell me – this is my first time.

Woman #1 (without missing a beat) Says: “Never ask for a ‘Kim Novak’ or a ‘Liza Minnelli’

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Women helping Women

one day at a time…

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Berkeley! A treasure trove of gourmets, goofs, wacks and wonderful

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California Dreamin’

Berkeley – a mere Bridge away from San Francisco – and a world away!

A veritable mosaic of contradictions –

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Coit tower, San Francisco, California

Berkeley: Down with up!

The beauty of Berkeley

 

 Walk to the coffee shop for a latte, cross the street for your  Hatha yoga class.  Right next-door is the wonderful independent bookstore, steps away from your  $10.00 manicurist. 

 Next, pick up a bouquet from the florist across street and stop in at the salon to get your bangs trimmed by Gracie who you’ve known for 10 years.

Walk one block to the Gourmet ghetto and pick up the kale, Salmon, berries and clotted cream, and those spices you need; get the sharpened knife from Sur le Tab, a bottle of wine, and a hostess gift at the cute, little, gift store four doors away.

C’est fini and c’est bon!

No Strip Malls.

No Driving.

California here I come!

Wow: Our neighbors are legendary, Latin, and loud

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Welcome the South Florida – AKA  there goes the neighborhood.

Legendary:

Neighborhood rumors are that the great-grandfather fashioned a raft made of mannequin body parts, used the mannequin arms as paddles, and in the dead of night, the family escaped Cuba and arrived on the beaches of Florida.

The legend goes, the waters were treacherous, and usual dancing dolphins not did shepherd them – but a phalanx of alligators escorted them – day and night -to freedom.  A bounty of ripe coconuts bobbing by provided food and drink. Tiny, tasty fish jumped from the sea onto the raft for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Despite those ‘miracles’ they report their harrowing story makes Hemingway’s Old Man and the Sea look like a canoe ride in Central Park.

Welcome the Neighborhood

The Loud Family – not the PBS special

On the Fourth of July our traditions involve red, white, and blue Bunting, strawberries, blueberries, and sparklers.

Theirs involve guns, Sky Flyers, Roman Candles and Screeching Rockets.  And, more guns.  Why does anybody shoot at the sky?

Our Christmas celebration involves a tree, colored lights and tinsel and Bing Crosby crooning Mele Kalikimaka…

Their Christmas celebration involves a month long production of decorating every square inch of the exterior house with colored lights, so bright that you can read a book at midnight by the light of their decorations.  Neighbors have taken to buying  blackout curtains to use in December.

For some reason, the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ inspires more loud Salsa music, guns and shooting at the sky.  (Hey! Santa Claus is up there!) The symbolism is lost on me.

Our Easter involves colored eggs and lots of chocolate.  Their Easter celebration involves 10 cars and several motorcycles parked on their front lawn; barbecuing a baby goat; loud Salsa music for two days; gales of laughter; clouds of cigar smoke and more guns. Again, with the shooting at the sky.

The legendary, loud family – is very friendly and extremely gracious, and, at one time, they invited all the neighbors to their various celebrations. The guns were a buzzkill.

Home Sweet Home?

In South Florida, you see many homes with two chairs on the front porch. When the weather is cooler, people sit on the porch – perhaps, sipping iced tea? Our friendly neighbors have six chairs, a keg, a boom-box and a tiny disco ball.

There goes the neighborhood…

We heard today that the neighborhood has gotten too quiet for the family and they are moving to South Beach. Evidently, Great-grandpa owns a few condo buildings in Miami and he will move the families. Go figure.

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The Legend of the Loud Family

Grandpa had a small department store in Cuba and each evening he would bring home a mannequin part to his tiny garage. He fashioned a raft using bits and pieces of the store mannequins.

The day of the great escape, each of his sons playfully carried one quarter of the raft to the beach. Each of the daughters nonchalantly carried mannequin arms to the getaway point on the beach. The story goes, the 10 family members boarded the body raft, used the arms as paddled and they landed in the Florida Keys.

They caught a wave, the phalanx of alligators escorted into the shore and they walked to Miami.  Grandpa arrived with a quarter clenched in his teeth.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Oh wait, yes you can.

Florida actually celebrates reptiles? Really?

 In Florida: a Celebration of Reptiles? Really?

The special event, celebrating amphibians, called ‘Repticon’ was held in lovely Fort. Lauderdale – what’s wrong with this picture?

It was dubbed  “Florida Reptile and Alternative Pet Show.”

You ask: How could there be a reptile event featuring vendors offering reptile pets, supplies, feeders, cages, and merchandise in Florida where lizards, geckos and their cousins freely slither, slide and glide in front yards, back yards, on your trees, fences and lawn furniture?

Touted as “Exciting, educational, family-oriented fun for everyone!”- unless you have an aversion to creepy, spooky, slimy, chilling creatures.

Welcome to Florida.

Shall we dance?

See: Lizards, Geckos…Oh, no!

 

 

I love you so much – Vehicle of Love

Darling,

You make my life happier, more sane, and safe. I adore the way you take care of me and I am automatically grateful. You are a joy ride.

I know I drive you crazy -and I talk to you constantly –  urging your forward, however, today you can actually hear me. 

It is the miracle of WordPress – a lot like Lourdes – without the water.

The Genesis:

Oh, yes, you were once as wild and crazy as Mustang living in the Outback…you did Dodge the Swinger  Bullet… and you were never shiftless. Once, I thought you could be or a Viper – even a Cobra – and yet, you, charmed and sweet-talked me every time you, Rambler.

That hot and steamy day on the Keys…you were my hero- I was broken down, hopeless, and like an Impala you speedily rose to the occasion. Some dumb Barracudas called you a Maverick.  “A Two-wheel drive” indeed. Your high emissions are fine with me, old friend.

I shall forever drive you…

crazy.

 

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The Dress Code in Florida – less is best?

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The Florida Dress Code – Va-va- voom!

IF you visit to Florida and turn on the Morning News don’t be shocked by the plethora of female newscasters sporting “the uniform”: tight, sleeveless, low-cut, cocktail dresses.

Morning news in Florida is Party Time: big hair, lip gloss, low-cut cocktail dresses at o’dark-thirty. Really?  Maybe it’s me, there’s something about veracity and news delivery and a woman dressed for cocktails at 6:00 AM.

 Turn on the Today Show, CBS Morning News, any major TV market and see their line up of professional female newscasters all covered up. Think: sleeves. Discreet. Business Attire.

Welcome to South Florida, Binkie.

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