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#45 says “Send ’em home!” or “You Putin me on?”

The Moscow Shuttle – not a dance anymore 

Adios, Foreigners

In an effort to cleanse America of foreigners…

#45 is lining up shuttles for masses of people to

return to Moscow.

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Putin Planes Take to the Skies

Scores of undercover police scour Russisan restaurants looking for potential passengers…

Secret Dinners will be served to all.

 

 

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#45 called these women re: Climate Accord

Kimbo Guilfoyle wasn’t the only female #45 called to ask about 

 The all-important Paris Climate Accord.

#45 was busy taking a pulse from a gaggle of  gals:

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Flattered?

 A Presidential conundrum

Who are you going to call? Famous Scientists?

Past Presidents? Foreign Dignitaries?

Nah.

Call the Weather Girls….

 

 

 

via Daily Prompt: Brassy

Guy on Match and his Alternative Facts

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On his online dating profile “Tall, Blond and Fantastic” wrote:

I’m a person that very strongly believes in academics. In fact, every time I say I had an uncle who was a great professor at M.I.T. for 35 years, who did a fantastic job in so many ways, he was an academic genius, and then they say, Look at Him                  (meaning ME) an intellectual!  Trust me, I’m, like, a successful smart person.”

He included a photo of some of his friends…

(Anyone can see the date at the bottom)

He said he has thousands of friends – more than anybody. Ever.

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 Ms HeartFire said there was something too familiar about his blustey, braggadocio comments and she forwarded his Match.com profile. It was rife with classic, all too well known, Alternate Facts.

Hey! Either you are married or single.

All you need is Clues

A few messages later – he divulged he had a Tower in New York City and an estate in Florida. Yeah, yeah Yeah – all of his ex- wives were foreigners – he was fabulous- women loved him – he loved women. He spent a lot of time tweeting messages to Ms XYZ…she was intrigued.

Lots of talk about  limos, jets,  fantastic money, and a new getting a new house – a white house…

READ between the Lines. It only took 10 more tweets from him before she discovered who she was talking to…

Buh bye!

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