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What are The A, B, C’s of Florida?

 

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Found written on a piece of paper at the Dunkin Donuts at Trump Tower:

PHLORIDA…Florida… from A-Z

Alligators

Bugs, insects, cucarachas, 

Canals

Dunkin donuts on every corner

Emi-grays – Senior citizens from foreign lands

Flipper

Gray-matters? 

Hurricanes

Intracoastal Yacht Envy

Jellyfish

KFC on every corner

Lizards, geckos, salamanders, reptiles! Oh, no!

MYAMMY…

No one Says, “Excuse me, pardon me, thank you.”

OMG! The Snow Birds have landed

Panthers, Palmettos, and Palm trees

Quickest, rudest, worst, drivers in 50 states

Russians really roam ’round the state

Snowbirds and Snow Flakes

Tornado watch – Earthquakes? Who knew?

UV Rays demand daily sunscreen, hat, and dark glasses

Various Versatile vandals and scam artists abound

Water, water, everywhere

X-rated, hard core, taxi drivers everywhere

Youthful face lifts, tucks, butt-lifts, sculpting: the rage

Zero tolerance for aging? Plastic surgeons to the rescue

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Something is rotten in the state of Florida

In the 2000 presidential election, Al Gore got more votes than George W. Bush, but still lost the election.

The Supreme Court’s ruling in Florida gave Bush that pivotal state, and doomed Gore to lose the Electoral College.

That odd scenario – where the candidate with the most votes loses – has happened three times in U.S. history.

Juan Williams

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