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Found written on a piece of paper at the Dunkin Donuts at Trump Tower:
PHLORIDA…Florida… from A-Z
Bugs, insects, cucarachas,
Dunkin donuts on every corner
Emi-grays – Senior citizens from foreign lands
Intracoastal Yacht Envy
KFC on every corner
Lizards, geckos, salamanders, reptiles! Oh, no!
No one Says, “Excuse me, pardon me, thank you.”
OMG! The Snow Birds have landed
Panthers, Palmettos, and Palm trees
Quickest, rudest, worst, drivers in 50 states
Russians really roam ’round the state
Snowbirds and Snow Flakes
Tornado watch – Earthquakes? Who knew?
UV Rays demand daily sunscreen, hat, and dark glasses
Various Versatile vandals and scam artists abound
Water, water, everywhere
X-rated, hard core, taxi drivers everywhere
Youthful face lifts, tucks, butt-lifts, sculpting: the rage
Zero tolerance for aging? Plastic surgeons to the rescue
Something is rotten in the state of Florida
In the 2000 presidential election, Al Gore got more votes than George W. Bush, but still lost the election.
The Supreme Court’s ruling in Florida gave Bush that pivotal state, and doomed Gore to lose the Electoral College.
That odd scenario – where the candidate with the most votes loses – has happened three times in U.S. history.