They call him, a lot of things – but, often “Half Court,” not only because he isn’t playing with a full deck – the guy is hilarious.
Fact: He gave his “unequivocal support” to good-old-boy Roy Moore of Alabama. Oh, boy!
Court Sykes recently moved to Missouri to unseat the well-loved and outspoken Sen. Claire McCaskill (D)
He announced he running for office and has strong views on Women.
In his perfect Half Court World ( he is single)
All women should:
Get up and make breakfast for all the family.
Making sure the husband was suitably attired for whatever job he did.
Getting the children ready for school, if at that age.
Cleaning and dusting the house, washing, making the beds, ironing and anything else.
Do the family food shopping –
Maybe have the neighbour round for a cup of Tea .
Collect the Children from School and feed them.
After that, getting ready for husband to come home by preparing his Supper.
Putting the children to bed.Take care of husbandly needs.
For some reason…Sykes’ background is a mystery. Or resembles Swiss Cheese
He claims to have served in the Navy for more than eight years, enlisting after the terror attacks on September 11, 2001.
His LinkedIn page says he later attended Harvard University’s Extension School after that, earning a degree in 2014.
He says he is a graduate student at the University of London, but waffles on that with flim flam flimsy excuses. He says he the Managing Director for a military consulting firm named Talosorion — but, candidly, has no clients.
He claims to have worked in close coordination and jointly with the FBI, DEA, CIA…. and other government agencies
Methinks this is a Jimmmy Kimmel joke- what say you?
Too Many Candles on That Cake?
Feedling frumpy and lumpy and old?
Do Not Despair.
The famous American philosopher, Jack Benny, embraced the secret to the aging process.
“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
“Gags die, humor doesn’t.”
The famous “Stuck at 39” was a funny running gag that got started the year after Jack Benny celebrated his “first” 39 birthday on his radio show.
Take note, he said it was so much fun, he decided to do the same thing the following year. He said “There’s nothing funny about 40.” Mr.Benny, my idol, would celebrate his 39 birthday 41 times.
Cheer Up, Binkie – age is a many splintered thing.
There is No Sweet Home Alabama…
We Avoid Pedophiles, Predators….and the very sick Roy Moore…
And…The Gov Stepped down, too
MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Gov. Robert Bentley resigned Monday, his power and popularity diminished by a Sex Scandal that Staggered the State and brought him to the brink of Impeachment and prompted a series of Criminal Investigations.
Ellen Brooks, a special prosecutor, said Mr. Bentley Quit in connection with a plea agreement on two misdemeanor charges: failing to file a major contribution report and knowingly converting campaign contributions to personal use. He pleaded guilty Monday afternoon.
Another Alabama Whacko?
One Way Ticket – get outa town!
THE Republican Party
According to the Republican Party, you are low or middle income making $450,000 a year and deserve a great big Trump tax cut.
Keep in mind, median income in the US is $59,000 a year.
On Thursday, House Republicans issued a FACT SHEET
about their FABULOUS New Tax Cut Plan
that referred to Americans earning $450,000 a year as “low-and middle-income” —
even though that income level would put those taxpayers in the top 0.05% of all individual Americans.