Bizarro World– an alternate universe where things are in Reverse…
for centuries women have slimmed, girdled, and exercised to erase ample derrières
(Satan get behind me!)
In the year 2019: Miami women ask:
“Do these pants make my butt look bigger? They do? Oh, good!”
Women, in the know, call a BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift)
as in, “Last week, I saw Dr. Butz and I got Rear-ended.”
AFTER a great deal of work
Two women sitting across from one another,
at a famed Miami Plastic Surgery suite of offices. Both were thumbing through glossy magazines and chatting while glancing up at the long list of “Miami’s Dr. Marvelous’ Menu of Augmentations and Services” dancing on the huge, sleek, black, wide screen TV across from them.
Breast Augmentation – Breast Lift | Breast Reconstruction – Breast Reduction – Brazilian Butt Lift- Liposuction | Male Breast Reduction – Nipple Procedures – Tummy Tuck – Mommy Makeover – Ear Surgery – Eyelid Surgery – Facelift – Facial Implants | Forehead/Brow Lift | Fat Grafting | Necklift | Nose Surgery | Hand Rejuvenation | Injectable Facial Fillers | Laser Skin Resurfacing ….
Woman #1 Says: There are two things you never ask for in this office.
Woman #2 Says: Really? Tell me – this is my first time.
Woman #1 (without missing a beat) Says: “Never ask for a ‘Kim Novak’ or a ‘Liza Minnelli’…
Women helping Women
one day at a time…