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What are The A, B, C’s of Florida?

 

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Found written on a piece of paper at the Dunkin Donuts at Trump Tower:

PHLORIDA…Florida… from A-Z

Alligators

Bugs, insects, cucarachas, 

Canals

Dunkin donuts on every corner

Emi-grays – Senior citizens from foreign lands

Flipper

Gray-matters? 

Hurricanes

Intracoastal Yacht Envy

Jellyfish

KFC on every corner

Lizards, geckos, salamanders, reptiles! Oh, no!

MYAMMY…

No one Says, “Excuse me, pardon me, thank you.”

OMG! The Snow Birds have landed

Panthers, Palmettos, and Palm trees

Quickest, rudest, worst, drivers in 50 states

Russians really roam ’round the state

Snowbirds and Snow Flakes

Tornado watch – Earthquakes? Who knew?

UV Rays demand daily sunscreen, hat, and dark glasses

Various Versatile vandals and scam artists abound

Water, water, everywhere

X-rated, hard core, taxi drivers everywhere

Youthful face lifts, tucks, butt-lifts, sculpting: the rage

Zero tolerance for aging? Plastic surgeons to the rescue

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Something is rotten in the state of Florida

In the 2000 presidential election, Al Gore got more votes than George W. Bush, but still lost the election.

The Supreme Court’s ruling in Florida gave Bush that pivotal state, and doomed Gore to lose the Electoral College.

That odd scenario – where the candidate with the most votes loses – has happened three times in U.S. history.

Juan Williams

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The Night Owl and the Mourning Person- Merry Christmas?

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Good Bye, California and Cashmere!

And turtle-necks, leather boots, scarves, and gloves, berets, blazers, and wool coats…

Hello Flip flops, sandals, T-shrts, sundresses, capris

and suncreen in December

(and January, February, March…)

To the land of No reindeer – lots of Pink Flamingos –

No Snow-flakes – Lots of Snow-cones…and snow birds.

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She was a night owl… he was a mourning person.

They were polar opposites and very attracted.

She was peppy and perky and reveled in all the trappings of Christmas – from candy canes and wreaths, Christmas carols on the radio 10 hours a day, to red and white sweaters, socks and  warm hats, and mittens and mistletoe.

He was a Hanukah kind of guy. Not that merry – not that happy.

The six month sabbatical in South Florida was a meant be a lark – it turned out to be more of albatross.

She slept during the day – he was up early, ran three miles and wrote the book, did research and taught the class.

She wanted to explore, have adventures, hit the clubs, eat Cuban food and party. He didn’t. He wouldn’t.

Bam! One day – December 25th to be exact-he snapped out of mourning – took a page from her lifestyle book and threw the Boring Man towel in.

A Christmas Miracle!

 

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Florida- where Palm Reading takes on a whole new meaning.

 

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